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Not in a euro-techno-catchy-rhythm kind of way, just, you know, blue.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45035567317285,"sku":"","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9381\/files\/mini_turquoise_mushroom_thumbnail.jpg?v=1686866108"},{"product_id":"squishable-comfort-food-smores","title":"Squishable Comfort Food Smores (15\")","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-inline-css=\"\" class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003eRecently, a bunch of people in Pennsylvania decided to make the world's largest S'more, topping out at over 250 pounds. Sounds fun, right?It took hours and hours to make! Imagine the grumbling stomachs of the assembled S'more-loving masses as the team (yes, it took a team) of people lowered the final cracker into place! After the wait (oh, the wait!) it can be assumed that the resulting unrestrained gorging resulted in more than a few tummy aches!Instead, try a s'maller S'more! Make one, eat it, savor, then make another! 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Do you like long walks on the beach? I'll do you one better - even longer, slower shuffles across the beach, using my flippers! There's no way to take a seaside trip with me and miss the sunset - because I'll be flopping along until well after dark!But hey, lack of speed isn't everything! I have the patience to get that lemon meringue pie just right! Can faster animals do that? NO! Leopards and hawks simply don't have the patience to separate out all those yolks! 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Very!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172083523877,"sku":"105865","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9381\/files\/undercover_kitty_in_dragon_7.jpg?v=1685558879"},{"product_id":"mini-squishable-teal-pufferfish-7","title":"Mini Squishable Teal Pufferfish (7\")","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOh little fish who huffs and puffs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd dreams of giant balls of fluff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is, alas, a bigger puffer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou might get large, but he's still buff-er!But being small is so adorable:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot to mention much more portable!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou'd need more fin-room if you were too tall.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow fitting into nooks is no problem at all!I'm afraid I've run out of all the rhymes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eworthy of describing this Squish, oh so sublime(s)!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172088373541,"sku":"106442","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9381\/files\/mini_squish_pufferfish_7.jpg?v=1685558975"},{"product_id":"mini-squishable-rosy-maple-moth-7","title":"Mini Squishable Rosy Maple Moth (7\")","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-inline-css=\"\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o-layout__item u-width-12--s u-width-6--m u-width-6--l apply-padding--m\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-inline-css=\"\" class=\"x-product-description__content\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003ePink! Yellow! Mothy-ness! A rosy maple moth is the embodiment of sunshine and happiness and strawberry lemonade... in moth form! But a Mini Squishable Rosy Maple Moth is all of that, plus it's also made out of plush! You can't hug happiness, but you can hug this moth. 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Sounds fun, right?It took hours and hours to make! Imagine the grumbling stomachs of the assembled S'more-loving masses as the team (yes, it took a team) of people lowered the final cracker into place! After the wait (oh, the wait!) it can be assumed that the resulting unrestrained gorging resulted in more than a few tummy aches!Instead, try a s'maller S'more! Make one, eat it, savor, then make another! 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